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Cetto la qualunque antonio albanese biography

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Cetto also has a son named Melo short name for Carmelo but also meaning "Apple Tree" who lived with his mother while he was away, and who is awkward and shy. After Cetto makes his triumphal comeback to his house, which looks like a typical 'ndrangheta mansion 'ndrangheta is the Calabrian name for the organised crime, the local mafia , he goes to his club in the nearby town, where he meets his friends who support him in every wickedness he commits.

Cetto also owns a campsite, wrongly named "Paradais Village" a misspell of "Paradise Village", a very kitsch and shabby place. During the meeting, his friends also tell him about his hated neighbour De Santis's intention to run for Mayor of Marina di Sopra, to improve the economic and cultural plight of the people, since almost all of them are poor peasants.

Hearing this news, Cetto decides to run for Mayor of the town as well. He does everything possible to be voted by the people of the town, but his ignorance and narrow-mindedness does not impress journalists and reporters, so Cetto is forced to call a manager, Gerry Salerno, from Bari but living most recently in Milan. Cetto just sees Pino as "The Stranger" that's because Cetto is from Calabria while Pino is originally from Apulia , a different region as a turncoat fellow since he left the South of Italy to go to the North, somehow betraying its cultural heritage.

Cetto begins the campaign with Gerry, using tricks, cheating and deceit against the peasants inhabitants of Marina di Sopra. Meanwhile, Cetto also tries to make his son a "made man" or a "wise guy", forcing him to leave his girlfriend because she is not curvy enough; the two of them go hunting illegally in protected areas, shoot at mannequins that resemble black men.

At the end of this father to soon life trip Cetto forces Melo to have sex with his favourite prostitute so to prove its manhood. Stressed by the events related to the elections Cetto divorces his wife Carmen and quickly plans to marry his new girlfriend, Cosa from South America. The story has a twist when Cavallaro of the Carabinieri a righteous military officer who has been trying for years to imprison Cetto for all its illegalities and underworld activities having no evidence, discovers that Cetto does not have a building permit for his pizzeria.

Unfortunately when he goes to arrest him, Cetto has already changed the pizzeria's documents making his son the owner so to send him to prison instead. This way, Cetto has the opportunity to continue his electoral campaign. Meanwhile, his wife Carmen believes her husband to be a heartless monster and leaves him, while Cetto is preparing to hold its election speech in the square, and he promises procurement and abolition of taxes, but also guarantees the arrival of many prostitutes that he commonly nicknames "pilu" female pubic hair, south Italian slang for "pussy".

Thanks to Gerry and the corruption of the reporter Calogero, Cetto knocks down the good intentions of De Santis and is elected mayor of Marina di Sopra. Monologhi Maschili. La Biblioteca. Le Interviste. Focus Movie Academy. Entra nella nostra Community Famiglia! Scopri 'Recitazione Cinematografica', il tuo rifugio nel mondo del cinema.

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